Monday, March 2, 2015

spock and fridge conversation

Setting: in the star ship enterprise orbiting earth that is exploding.

Fridge: What is the result of the landing?
Spock: The inhabitants claim they are all friends.
Fridge: why is the planet exploding then!
Spock: probably because of bombs
Fridge: maybe they are lying
Spock: the planet will break within 5 minutes
fridge: maybe we can save the natives
Spock: 4 minutes 45 seconds
fridge: why are we doing nothing
Spock: 4 minutes 30 seconds
fridge: STOP COUNTING AND THINK OF A WAY TO HELP THE PEOPLE
Spock: 4 minutes
fridge: THE PEOPLE
Spock: nobody on the planet can escape
fridge: why didn't you say so before
Spock: you're a fridge, you didn't need to know. You knowing would not have affected the outcome.

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